Tension as three students of the Fed Poly Bida lost their penis through mere handshake


Reportedly this evening three students of the federal polytechnic bida lost their joystick through shaking hands with unknown men.

This incidence happened at the school small gate a location which is always filled by students.

Many students have reportedly ran to their various lodges and abode and the guys are at constant check of their Joysticks to avoid unannounced switch of gender 😂😂

As the year is getting to its end series of drastic and improper situations are taking over in the country

This is no new news as people will want to buy Benz before the year run out 😂😂

We advice all students to be cautious and extremely vigilant in this period of Penis Rapture and loads of unfortunate experiences